Names of a cat

Gulliver. Gully. Gull. Gull-gull. Cat. Kitty. "You're a kitty!" Floorcat. Chaircat. Hallcat. Bedcat. Windowcat. Closetcat. Lapcat. Kittyloaf. Expandacat. Beast. Beastie. Magnificant beast. Magnificant beastie. Magnifibeast. Beastariffic. Beastaroni. Hellbeast.

It's no wonder he doesn't listen. He doesn't know when we're talking to him.